Reply to: Special powers

[Doggy Styles]

I can clear a room with a post-prandial odour.

Well done, that is not a skill to be trifled with. I've related the similar abilities of my mate Ted on here, sadly departed these past few years. He has cleared a cellar pub on the Isle of Wight, a betting shop in Minehead, and a pub at the Barbican in Plymouth.

[nomadd]

for example I talked all night to my sister and daughter, and, unbelieveably I cant remember a single blooming thing

It's called "deaf ear." All men have one for communicating with women.

[SimonMac]

I can clear a room with a post-prandial odour.

Dare i ask, top or bottom

[mudskipper]

I can clear a room with a post-prandial odour.

[xoggoth]

I used to be able to fly. On odd occasions I could soar above limitless green forests and it was as visually real as if I was actually doing it. On one occasion a huge stag on a hilltop looked up at me. Knack is gone unfortunately, last similar illusion was on a train going to Derby in 2007, a grey swamp with dead trees going by.

[doodab]

It was so long ago that we didn't even have binary. We had to hammer the zeros flat to get ones. Only steam powered computers then. I remember when all this was just fields.

You had fields? We had to make do with commutative rings!

[NotAllThere]

Should've gone digital.

It was so long ago that we didn't even have binary. We had to hammer the zeros flat to get ones. Only steam powered computers then. I remember when all this was just fields.

[nomadd]

I was born with a photographic memory. But I ran out of film when I was three.

Should've gone digital.

[Doggy Styles]

I used to be able to be able to flick my fingers 14 times a second, like playing two adjacent notes on a keyboard, measured on some clever mechanical apparatus at school.

And I used to be able to hold a conversation and simultaneously count 60 seconds in my head, to within one or two seconds.

With the right agent I could have taken over the world.

[ctdctd]

I was born with a photographic memory. But I haven't had it developed yet.

FTFY again.

[ctdctd]

I have the magic power of bulltulip.

General

FTFY

[NotAllThere]

I was born with a photographic memory. But I ran out of film when I was three.

[EternalOptimist]

I have the magic power of bulltulip.

DimPrawn
Sasguru
Eternaloptimist
Old Hack
Shaunbhoy
MarillionFan

'BS Detector Man'

you should stick that on your CV




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Easy Going

A pleasure to work with

[MarillionFan]

I have the magic power of bulltulip.

DimPrawn
Sasguru
Eternaloptimist
Old Hack
Shaunbhoy
MarillionFan

[Cliphead]

I can turn wine into water...