Life's little annoyances...

[OwlHoot]

People who pick at their food.

I work with a bad offender - The other day she (a TS actually) pushed an individual grain of rice on to her fork, with infinite care, and made that a whole mouthful!

[Troll]

My mother-in-law.
Just the most dreadful person on the planet.
But to be fair to her, she hates me too.

So you wouldn't do a Alan Clark then?

[MaryPoppins]

Actually, I don't do it very often, only with people who sound very slow and uncertain, or with stutterers.

A good friend of mine has a bad stammer. He'd hate you!

Mind you. I do struggle not to finish his sentences for him, sometimes. I've no patience.

We once had a chat about his stammer, and how it impacts every single area of his life. He admitted he sometimes wanted people to finish his sentences for him to end the humiliation

[rhubarb]

So you wouldn't do a Alan Clark then?

**** me no, she is a witch.
Doesn't hide her hatred of me in any way, apart from when she suddenly finds her benefits have been stopped, then comes round crying and I have to hand over £1000 to stop her from being evicted from her hovel.

To get back on topic, I also dislike people who stand by the doors of the train to ensure they're first off, and first to the stairs, and then walk up as slowly as they can.

[Advocate]

Re: Life's little annoyances...

**** me no, she is a witch.
Doesn't hide her hatred of me in any way, apart from when she suddenly finds her benefits have been stopped, then comes round crying and I have to hand over £1000 to stop her from being evicted from her hovel.

To get back on topic, I also dislike people who stand by the doors of the train to ensure they're first off, and first to the stairs, and then walk up as slowly as they can.

Or rush off the carriage then immediately stop to fiddle with the handle of their stupidly small bag on wheels! Bloody carry it!

Sent from my tweeting foot massager.

[OwlHoot]

Large and complicated printer, FAX, scan to email, etc combos that whirr and whirr and whirr while one waits for a one-page document to print (after walking 100 yards to the printer), and then just stop for no apparent reason.

[TestMangler]

**** me no, she is a witch.
Doesn't hide her hatred of me in any way, apart from when she suddenly finds her benefits have been stopped, then comes round crying and I have to hand over £1000 to stop her from being evicted from her hovel.

To get back on topic, I also dislike people who stand by the doors of the train to ensure they're first off, and first to the stairs, and then walk up as slowly as they can.

Or people who get up and sort their luggage out and go and stand at the door of the train five mins before it reaches a station. WTF do you think is going to happen ? You'll get there quicker ????? Try standing near a grave yard, you f**king retards !!!!

Wow.....need a cigarette I think

[SimonMac]

'I doubt it' is the appropriate response to that I think

I think she means needlessly saying "morning" after 7am.

On a similar vein, PIN Number and other RAS Syndrome

[EternalOptimist]

people who eat with their gobs open

[Mich the Tester]

people who eat with their gobs open

whs