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    John Lewis Bonus Culture

    Horrendous bonus culture at John Lewis. Employees getting bonuses. Horrendous.

    Needs curbing. Target the buggers or the world will end. Preferably a law brought in by the EU. Or higher.

    Blah.

    #2
    They do a lovely large omelette (as many fillings as you want) for £3.99 in their Cheadle Royal store.

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      #3
      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
      They do a lovely large omelette (as many fillings as you want) for £3.99 in their Cheadle Royal store.

      qh
      Horrendous omelette culture at John Lewis. Employees selling omelettes. Horrendous.

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        #4
        John Lewis actively price matches other stores rather than conspiring with them in order to rip off the public and if it all goes tits up no-one outside the company gets hurt.

        They earn their omelettes.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          John Lewis actively price matches other stores rather than conspiring with them in order to rip off the public and if it all goes tits up no-one outside the company gets hurt.

          They earn their omelettes.
          Sounds like they are fixing the Omlette rate..

          Burn them
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #6
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            Sounds like they are fixing the Omlette rate..

            Burn them
            The omlettes?!!!??!
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              John Lewis actively price matches other stores rather than conspiring with them in order to rip off the public and if it all goes tits up no-one outside the company gets hurt.

              They earn their omelettes.
              And it's not like they took your eggs, which they then broke and got bits of shell in and the had to be given more eggs with which to make themselves omelettes.

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                #8
                The flash bastards can afford mushrooms in their omelettes now. A disgusting kick in the teeth for ordinary working folk like ourselves.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                  #9
                  And not just omelettes. They also do afternoon tea with a vast choice of made on the premises cakes and fondant fancies.

                  Disgusting if you ask me...
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
                    The omlettes?!!!??!
                    I meant "Boil them"
                    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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