John Lewis Bonus Culture

[gingerjedi]

I've had an oeuf of this.

That doesn't really work does it.

[SandyD]

Horrendous bonus culture at John Lewis. Employees getting bonuses. Horrendous.

Needs curbing. Target the buggers or the world will end. Preferably a law brought in by the EU. Or higher.

Blah.

John Lewis is employee owned, right?

[Pondlife]

And not just omelettes. They also do afternoon tea with a vast choice of made on the premises cakes and fondant fancies.

Disgusting if you ask me...

It's morally wrong that JL is pushing fondant fancies down the throats of the public like this. Soon they'll be selling them to kids and be expecting school to teach kids that it's not only acceptable but somehow normal to have a fondant fancy. If two consenting adults enjoy a bit of fondant fancy at home then ok but it's really not acceptable in good public society now is it.

pinko leftie scum.

[Zippy]

It's time to make a stand against these fat cats. I shall be returning a skillet purchased in 2001 and three pairs (used) of Mr Z's undercrackers.

It's the only way they'll learn.

[mudskipper]

It's time to make a stand against these fat cats. I shall be returning a skillet purchased in 2001 and three pairs (used) of Mr Z's undercrackers.

It's the only way they'll learn.

You buy undercrackers at JL? How posh!

[GB9]

Sounds like they are fixing the Omlette rate..

Burn them

Too good for them!

The flash bastards can afford mushrooms in their omelettes now. A disgusting kick in the teeth for ordinary working folk like ourselves.

Hard working families can't afford mushrooms. These fatcats clearly can.

I've had an oeuf of this.

That doesn't really work does it.

I thought it was good

It's morally wrong that JL is pushing fondant fancies down the throats of the public like this. Soon they'll be selling them to kids and be expecting school to teach kids that it's not only acceptable but somehow normal to have a fondant fancy. If two consenting adults enjoy a bit of fondant fancy at home then ok but it's really not acceptable in good public society now is it.

pinko leftie scum.

You're hired!

It's time to make a stand against these fat cats. I shall be returning a skillet purchased in 2001 and three pairs (used) of Mr Z's undercrackers.

It's the only way they'll learn.

You buy undercrackers at JL? How posh!

Used AND unwashed I hope!

[hyperD]

Surely this oeufert display of eggcellence will crack under the eggceptionally eggaggerted claims of eggcessive profit?

[d000hg]

The wife and I have joked (well I joke and she tries not to look irritated) about going to JL to set up a wedding list.

Maybe I'll take someone else.

[gingerjedi]

The wife and I have joked (well I joke and she tries not to look irritated) about going to JL to set up a wedding list.

Maybe I'll take someone else.

You get a voucher for free tea and cakes, well worth it.

[d000hg]

You get a voucher for free tea and cakes, well worth it.

And to point a little laser at things...