Originally posted by Doggy Styles
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Islets of Langerhans in the kidney...foook had to dredge that up from 4th form Biology lessons .... quick edit to hideHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -
Originally posted by Troll View PostIslets of Langerhans in the kidney...foook had to dredge that up from 4th form Biology lessons .... quick edit to hide
Pancreas. Did you get your o' level?
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Just heard Leicester Police have arrested an Asian man in connection with the body found under the car park.Comment
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If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Originally posted by wurzel View Post
Pancreas. Did you get your o' level?
told you it was a long time ago
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Surprised they didn't find him in Millets' car park, what with their winter of discount tents...
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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As it happens, the Millets in Leicester is just a few doors down from a Wetherspoons called "The Last Plantagenet"Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostSurprised they didn't find him in Millets' car park, what with their winter of discount tents...

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What about Dairy Milk ones?Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI hope they give him a quick burial at sea, or his body might become a shrine for Yorkie fundamentalists.Comment
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Yes but Harold would pair with anything !Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
did you know, he is the only person, apart from Harold Bluetooth, to have a body part named after him

Are you saying Richard is a bit of a D1ck?
You forgot Ed Balls!Comment
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You might be right about D1ck originating from a reference to Richard III.Originally posted by vetran View PostYes but Harold would pair with anything !
Are you saying Richard is a bit of a D1ck?
You forgot Ed Balls!
However Ed Balls doesn't count, because balls weren't named after him. (It was probably the other way around
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