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    #21
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Don't bother with an accountant, they're expensive and unnecessary.
    But if you do want one, Darren Upton's good.

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      #22
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Why has corndog only got 1 post?
      I'm not sure, the boy has all the makings of a CUK hero..

      Anyway, back on track - always claim expenses if you change contract. Don't worry about the location, just change clients and you're sorted.
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #23
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        No no no. Do NOT register for VAT, that's only for big companies.
        And so is corporation tax.

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          #24
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Why has corndog only got 1 post?
          Admin meant to knock me down to 1 post but got me confused with corndog.

          HTH

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Admin meant to knock me down to 1 post but got me confused with corndog.

            HTH
            Knocking you down to 1 post would cause a critically oversized void in the matrix.

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              #26
              Always tell agents where you currently contract and give the two references.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #27
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                And so is corporation tax.
                WEll duh, the clue's in the name. Corporation tax is for corporations.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #28
                  Talk about your penthouse in Knightsbridge and express astonishment that nobody else does their weekly supermarket shop in Harrods.
                  'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                  Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                    #29
                    Crap advice for new contractors

                    And a verbal offer means that the contract is as good as yours...
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #30
                      Crap advice for new contractors

                      Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
                      Talk about your penthouse in Knightsbridge and express astonishment that nobody else does their weekly supermarket shop in Harrods.
                      You mean that penthouse that your Ltd Co. bought for you?
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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