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Crap advice for new contractors
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I'm not sure, the boy has all the makings of a CUK hero..Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhy has corndog only got 1 post?
Anyway, back on track - always claim expenses if you change contract. Don't worry about the location, just change clients and you're sorted."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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And so is corporation tax.Originally posted by d000hg View PostNo no no. Do NOT register for VAT, that's only for big companies.Comment
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Admin meant to knock me down to 1 post but got me confused with corndog.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhy has corndog only got 1 post?
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Knocking you down to 1 post would cause a critically oversized void in the matrix.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAdmin meant to knock me down to 1 post but got me confused with corndog.
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Always tell agents where you currently contract and give the two references."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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WEll duh, the clue's in the name. Corporation tax is for corporations.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAnd so is corporation tax.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Talk about your penthouse in Knightsbridge and express astonishment that nobody else does their weekly supermarket shop in Harrods.'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
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Crap advice for new contractors
And a verbal offer means that the contract is as good as yours..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Crap advice for new contractors
You mean that penthouse that your Ltd Co. bought for you?Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostTalk about your penthouse in Knightsbridge and express astonishment that nobody else does their weekly supermarket shop in Harrods."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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