Crap advice for new contractors

[BrilloPad]

Go offshore.

And ask why the coffee machine does not accept £50 notes as its all you have got.

Ask everyone else if their butler is also called jeeves.

[SimonMac]

Go permie

[cojak]

Have a screen saver that counts up how much you've earned while you were having a dump.

[d000hg]

If you work abroad for a few months, don't register for tax there; you'll be back home before they notice.

[northernladuk]

Listen to Brillopad

[mudskipper]

Why has corndog only got 1 post?

[mudskipper]

Back on topic:

Register for VAT. It increases your take home pay by 20%.

[Cliphead]

Don't bother with an accountant, they're expensive and unnecessary.

[d000hg]

Back on topic:

Register for VAT. It increases your take home pay by 20%.

No no no. Do NOT register for VAT, that's only for big companies.

[centurian]

Take a public sector gig - no need to worry about IR35