Potties

[Bathing With Peter]

I'm thinking of investing in a chamber pot.

I get woken around 3am with annoying regularity by the urge to take a pee. The house is so cold at this time of year that I spend a good half an hour summoning up the courage to make the dash to the bathroom wearing nothing but my skimpies.

Does anyone else here use a potty or do you find it a bit of an alien concept in this day and age
now we all have indoor loos?

This also begs the question of where would one be able to procure such an object?

I don't want the plastic kiddies type potty. I'd want a nice porcelain one with a picture of a turkey or something for me to take a tinkle on. An antique shop, I guess. Or eBay.

[d000hg]

Hospitals use them so somebody is selling them.

2/10

[EternalOptimist]

As a bloke, I find a 2 litre coke bottle fits the bill perfectly.
If you are a bloke of the female gender, I understand why a commode might be a more attractive option - and please dear - dont forget to stamp your foot before getting back into bed

[d000hg]

As a bloke, I find a 2 litre coke bottle fits the bill perfectly.

Yours fits through the neck of the bottle?

I wonder if we'll ever see some special implantable device that automatically purifies water from your bladder and recirculates it... great for armed forces, etc. Similar idea to the suits the Fremen wear in Dune.

[EternalOptimist]

Yours fits through the neck of the bottle?

did I say 2 litre ?

I meant tool eater

[BA to the Stars]

I thought that this was going to be a thread about Michael Bentines Pottytime

[MyUserName]

We have one for when we doing re-enacmtent shows. I rarely use it but the wife needs to use the toilet at least every hour.

Camping shops would probably have them, or re-enactment and living history suppliers.

[chef]

wtf are skimpies? why are you wearing anything in bed??

[d000hg]

wtf are skimpies? why are you wearing anything in bed??

To keep the sheets clean longer? Because you're cold? Because you don't like your bits to get all sweaty?

[minestrone]

To keep the sheets clean longer? Because you're cold? Because you don't like your bits to get all sweaty?

Aye, to soak the ball vinegar up