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    #11
    You mean you don't have an ensuite bathroom?
    you pauper..

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bathing With Peter View Post
      I get woken around 3am with annoying regularity by the urge to take a pee.
      Might want to check for diabetes.

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        To keep the sheets clean longer?
        its a sad side effect from having an active sex life, no amount of bedwear is going to fix that

        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Because you're cold?
        see above and/or invest in a decent quality duvet

        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Because you don't like your bits to get all sweaty?
        surely being aired more prevents sweatiness?
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by chef View Post
          its a sad side effect from having an active sex life, no amount of bedwear is going to fix that
          I meant the same way that underwear stops your trousers getting dirty and smelly... you couldn't wear a pair of a jeans for a week commando

          surely being aired more prevents sweatiness?
          Flesh on flesh gets sweaty, or feels more sweaty at least. See minestrone's answer
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            Aye, to soak the ball vinegar up
            Not a phrase I have heard...
            Growing old is mandatory
            Growing up is optional

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              I meant the same way that underwear stops your trousers getting dirty and smelly... you couldn't wear a pair of a jeans for a week commando

              Flesh on flesh gets sweaty, or feels more sweaty at least. See minestrone's answer

              Have you tried taking a shower you skanky g'et.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                Aye, to soak the ball vinegar up
                if it tastes of vinegar you may want to drink some more pineapple juice, sweetens it up a little.. so I've heard
                The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Have you tried taking a shower you skanky g'et.
                  If you shower every day, you still change your underwear every day. The whole POINT of underwear is to act as a sacrificial layer between the smellier parts of your body and your nice clothes, you idiot. A shower in the morning does not stop you getting a sweaty crack.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by chef View Post
                    if it tastes of vinegar you may want to drink some more pineapple juice, sweetens it up a little.. so I've heard
                    Bananas.

                    Er, so I'm told...
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      Or prostate problems
                      Depends a lot on age but certainly if over 45, should consider it. One of the main signs.

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