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Previously on "Potties"

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Or prostate problems
    Depends a lot on age but certainly if over 45, should consider it. One of the main signs.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    if it tastes of vinegar you may want to drink some more pineapple juice, sweetens it up a little.. so I've heard
    Bananas.

    Er, so I'm told...

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Have you tried taking a shower you skanky g'et.
    If you shower every day, you still change your underwear every day. The whole POINT of underwear is to act as a sacrificial layer between the smellier parts of your body and your nice clothes, you idiot. A shower in the morning does not stop you getting a sweaty crack.

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Aye, to soak the ball vinegar up
    if it tastes of vinegar you may want to drink some more pineapple juice, sweetens it up a little.. so I've heard

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I meant the same way that underwear stops your trousers getting dirty and smelly... you couldn't wear a pair of a jeans for a week commando

    Flesh on flesh gets sweaty, or feels more sweaty at least. See minestrone's answer

    Have you tried taking a shower you skanky g'et.

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Aye, to soak the ball vinegar up
    Not a phrase I have heard...

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    its a sad side effect from having an active sex life, no amount of bedwear is going to fix that
    I meant the same way that underwear stops your trousers getting dirty and smelly... you couldn't wear a pair of a jeans for a week commando

    surely being aired more prevents sweatiness?
    Flesh on flesh gets sweaty, or feels more sweaty at least. See minestrone's answer

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    To keep the sheets clean longer?
    its a sad side effect from having an active sex life, no amount of bedwear is going to fix that

    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Because you're cold?
    see above and/or invest in a decent quality duvet

    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Because you don't like your bits to get all sweaty?
    surely being aired more prevents sweatiness?

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  • Robinho
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    Originally posted by Bathing With Peter View Post
    I get woken around 3am with annoying regularity by the urge to take a pee.
    Might want to check for diabetes.

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  • KentPhilip
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    You mean you don't have an ensuite bathroom?
    you pauper..

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    To keep the sheets clean longer? Because you're cold? Because you don't like your bits to get all sweaty?
    Aye, to soak the ball vinegar up

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    wtf are skimpies? why are you wearing anything in bed??
    To keep the sheets clean longer? Because you're cold? Because you don't like your bits to get all sweaty?

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  • chef
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    wtf are skimpies? why are you wearing anything in bed??

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  • MyUserName
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    We have one for when we doing re-enacmtent shows. I rarely use it but the wife needs to use the toilet at least every hour.

    Camping shops would probably have them, or re-enactment and living history suppliers.

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  • BA to the Stars
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    I thought that this was going to be a thread about Michael Bentines Pottytime

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