Can I have a one month ban, mods?

[eek]

Since when did you worry about soiled underwear?

When he saw SY's laundry bill.

[LatteLiberal]

Hardly a fail, loser. The comment from the tutor is its a pass but I can get a distinction with a bit more work.
Most decent of him to give me the chance.

A bit more work? But you ask for a month off CUK?

[Robinho]

"lots of red ink" != "a bit more work". Must be tough when your view of yourself and your abilities runs into the mirror of cold hard peer review.

Easy on the !=. He's only just learnt what = means.

[Troll]

Worry not. I hear he has quite a collection...........and many a local housewife remains puzzled as to what happened to the washing on her line!!

your missus never wore any - she was too busy entertaining the 2nd battalion the parachute regiment

[kaiser78]

What kind of chav university are you going to which allows students to resubmit a dissertation for the chance to get a distinction?

Not one of them ex-polys that re-badged as a proper uni ?

[shaunbhoy]

your missus never wore any - she was too busy entertaining the 2nd battalion the parachute regiment

You are only jealous because your missus was so fugly she scared them off

[OwlHoot]

Just put a label on the longest side of the triangle you drew and call it "Hypotenuse." And if you add a footnote of "Note - this only applies to right-angled triangles" you are guaranteed a Distinction.

Sorted.

Sas already solved that one. The question said "find x", and he put an arrow pointing at it with the label "Here's x".

[d000hg]

Mathematical failings aside, I thought Sas prided himself on his strong will and power of intellect.

So how come he's so mentally weak he needs to be banned to stay away?

[eek]

Mathematical failings aside, I thought Sas prided himself on his strong will and power of intellect.

So how come he's so mentally weak he needs to be banned to stay away?

Because he is (king of) a cretin with no self will and little intellect?

[MarillionFan]

Because he is (king of) a cretin with no self will and little intellect?

The irony.