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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    The comment from the tutor is its a pass but I can get a distinction with a bit more work.
    Just put a label on the longest side of the triangle you drew and call it "Hypotenuse." And if you add a footnote of "Note - this only applies to right-angled triangles" you are guaranteed a Distinction.

    Sorted.
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      #12
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      What kind of chav university are you going to which allows students to resubmit a dissertation for the chance to get a distinction?
      The Walter Mitty Institute for the Intellectually Disadvantaged.

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #13
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        What kind of university are you going to which allows students to resubmit a dissertation for the chance to get a distinction?
        The same one the Bobs go to.

        I am pleased to be offerings yous plenty of cheap resubmissions.
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          #14
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Well, that was fun.
          Must give you a stiffy and light up your dull little life
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #15
            Here's his paper.

            Here

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              #16
              I'm sure this has worked for some...

              SCIgen is a program that generates random Computer Science research papers.
              Me, me, me...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                Must give you a stiffy and light up your dull little life
                A bit like you living on the edge by insulting an internet moderator? You rebel.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  A bit like you living on the edge by insulting an internet moderator? You rebel.
                  He has to get his thrills somehow. I'd give him an infraction, but I'm concerned he might soil his underwear.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    He has to get his thrills somehow. I'd give him an infraction, but I'm concerned he might soil his underwear.
                    Since when did you worry about soiled underwear?
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      He has to get his thrills somehow. I'd give him an infraction, but I'm concerned he might soil his underwear.
                      Worry not. I hear he has quite a collection...........and many a local housewife remains puzzled as to what happened to the washing on her line!!

                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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