you need to stop cracking one off the wrist and not washing the old fella - otherwise you will get a cream cheese build up under your helm...
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"Get your lips round that darling!", she gets pudding as well.NGREDIENTS:
Water (Aqua), Ethyl Macadamiate, Tapioca Starch, Carbomer, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Polysorbate-60 (Plant Derived), Sodium Hydroxymethylglycinate (Natural Preservative), Hydroxyethyl Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyl Dimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Tetrahydroxypropyl Ethylenediamine, Squalane, ,vena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Ethylhexylglycerin (Plant Derived Preservative), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil
so why has Mrs EO suddenly got attached to your meat lollipop? Fifty shades again?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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You are probably causing all the issues by washing too frequently. I remember that embarrassing bodies episode where that lady had a smelly chuff and was washing 5 times a day. They told her to wash once a day and all was fine.
They other reason of a smelly willy is too much animal sex. Try to keep it down to once a week.
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EO's love spuds should be set free!
nudge up the list.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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[QUOTE=EternalOptimist;1658845]When you see it, you'll sh*t bricks.Originally posted by corndog
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Free the Castle Saburac two?Originally posted by vetran View PostHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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