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[QUOTE=EternalOptimist;1658845]Originally posted by corndog
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You are probably causing all the issues by washing too frequently. I remember that embarrassing bodies episode where that lady had a smelly chuff and was washing 5 times a day. They told her to wash once a day and all was fine.
They other reason of a smelly willy is too much animal sex. Try to keep it down to once a week.
HTH
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NGREDIENTS:
Water (Aqua), Ethyl Macadamiate, Tapioca Starch, Carbomer, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Polysorbate-60 (Plant Derived), Sodium Hydroxymethylglycinate (Natural Preservative), Hydroxyethyl Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyl Dimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Tetrahydroxypropyl Ethylenediamine, Squalane, ,vena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Ethylhexylglycerin (Plant Derived Preservative), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil
so why has Mrs EO suddenly got attached to your meat lollipop? Fifty shades again?
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you need to stop cracking one off the wrist and not washing the old fella - otherwise you will get a cream cheese build up under your helm...
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[QUOTE=corndog;1658843]How about a kilt?
thats a bit orrible
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look youse. its NOT sweaty balls
its water from the tap. washing me spuds
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIs it just me?
I spend a lot of my time lately nipping into the bog and giving me saus a wash.
Perhaps you need to see a nob-doctor.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou'd still be washing yer own kecks ... and touching yer toes
One day woman
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh dear.
Obviously what you need to do is polish up the old chap at client co. They have 'hand' dryers, yes?
Failing that - offer Mrs EO a (not insubstantial) bribe or change your kecks a bit more often.
Next week - elementary horse care tips
If I were three weeks younger
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Oh dear.
Obviously what you need to do is polish up the old chap at client co. They have 'hand' dryers, yes?
Failing that - offer Mrs EO a (not insubstantial) bribe or change your kecks a bit more often.
Next week - elementary horse care tips
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