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Previously on "my Underpants are soggy"

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    EO's love spuds should be set free!
    Free the Castle Saburac two?

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  • Robinho
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    [QUOTE=EternalOptimist;1658845]
    Originally posted by corndog
    When you see it, you'll sh*t bricks.

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  • vetran
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    EO's love spuds should be set free!

    nudge up the list.

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  • BrilloPad
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    You are probably causing all the issues by washing too frequently. I remember that embarrassing bodies episode where that lady had a smelly chuff and was washing 5 times a day. They told her to wash once a day and all was fine.

    They other reason of a smelly willy is too much animal sex. Try to keep it down to once a week.

    HTH

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  • vetran
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    NGREDIENTS:
    Water (Aqua), Ethyl Macadamiate, Tapioca Starch, Carbomer, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Polysorbate-60 (Plant Derived), Sodium Hydroxymethylglycinate (Natural Preservative), Hydroxyethyl Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyl Dimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Tetrahydroxypropyl Ethylenediamine, Squalane, ,vena Sativa (Oat) Kernel Extract, Ethylhexylglycerin (Plant Derived Preservative), Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil
    "Get your lips round that darling!", she gets pudding as well.

    so why has Mrs EO suddenly got attached to your meat lollipop? Fifty shades again?

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  • original PM
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    you need to stop cracking one off the wrist and not washing the old fella - otherwise you will get a cream cheese build up under your helm...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    [QUOTE=corndog;1658843]How about a kilt?



    thats a bit orrible

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  • EternalOptimist
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    look youse. its NOT sweaty balls

    its water from the tap. washing me spuds

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Sage advice.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Robinho View Post
    Is this a recent occurance. Sweaty bollocks is more commonly associated with the Summer months.

    Perhaps you need to see a nob-doctor.
    Sage advice.

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  • Robinho
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Is it just me?

    I spend a lot of my time lately nipping into the bog and giving me saus a wash.
    Is this a recent occurance. Sweaty bollocks is more commonly associated with the Summer months.

    Perhaps you need to see a nob-doctor.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You'd still be washing yer own kecks ... and touching yer toes

    One day woman

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    cor.

    If I were three weeks younger
    You'd still be washing yer own kecks ... and touching yer toes

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Oh dear.

    Obviously what you need to do is polish up the old chap at client co. They have 'hand' dryers, yes?
    Failing that - offer Mrs EO a (not insubstantial) bribe or change your kecks a bit more often.

    Next week - elementary horse care tips
    cor.

    If I were three weeks younger

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  • Zippy
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    Oh dear.

    Obviously what you need to do is polish up the old chap at client co. They have 'hand' dryers, yes?
    Failing that - offer Mrs EO a (not insubstantial) bribe or change your kecks a bit more often.

    Next week - elementary horse care tips

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