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    Shocking New Study

    Nookie & alcohol make you happier than kids & religion, who would have thought it?
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

    #2
    Shocking New Study

    Throw in chocolate and I'll go for that!
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #3
      Is that why rockstars are such happy people?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Having spent the first 35 of my life doing the former and the last 9 doing the latter (kids, sans religion), I can honestly say that is bollux.
        Women in particular find great happiness in children, never met one who didn't.
        So sorry ladies, if you're childless you're probably missing out.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          hmm - bollux!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Halo is right.
            When I was a lad, I knobbed my bird and she said, 'we may have been a bit pissed, but that was fantastic' . She had a big smile on her face

            A few weeks later she looked like thunder.
            'O God. Jesus Christ, I think I am going to have a baby'



            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Shocking New Study

              Well, the great thing is that we don't know what we're missing.
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Ass, you're such a, well, such an ass.

                I love having kids, love it, and my wife, well it probably defines her now, and we're very happy.

                I also know many of her friends who have chosen not to have kids, and they're equally deliriously happy, but with the added bonus, when we're speaking to them and they tell us they're off to the theatre, or out to dinner, or even having a drunken weekend in Madrid, I can assure you, the jealousy pops across to the other side.

                I'd not have it any other, which is good, for I can't. However, for some, it's a great decision, they've made through choice. Stop being a cock

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Stretch marks, Farmers, gallons of puke, oceans of wee, turds by the tonne.

                  HTH

                  What religion are you?
                  The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                  George Frederic Watts

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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