Shocking New Study

[Halo Jones]

Nookie & alcohol make you happier than kids & religion, who would have thought it?

 

[cojak]

Shocking New Study

Throw in chocolate and I'll go for that!

 

[d000hg]

Is that why rockstars are such happy people?

 

[sasguru]

Having spent the first 35 of my life doing the former and the last 9 doing the latter (kids, sans religion), I can honestly say that is bollux.
Women in particular find great happiness in children, never met one who didn't.
So sorry ladies, if you're childless you're probably missing out.

 

[vetran]

hmm - bollux!

 

[EternalOptimist]

Halo is right.
When I was a lad, I knobbed my bird and she said, 'we may have been a bit pissed, but that was fantastic' . She had a big smile on her face

A few weeks later she looked like thunder.
'O God. Jesus Christ, I think I am going to have a baby'

 

[cojak]

Shocking New Study

Well, the great thing is that we don't know what we're missing.

 

[Old Hack]

Ass, you're such a, well, such an ass.

I love having kids, love it, and my wife, well it probably defines her now, and we're very happy.

I also know many of her friends who have chosen not to have kids, and they're equally deliriously happy, but with the added bonus, when we're speaking to them and they tell us they're off to the theatre, or out to dinner, or even having a drunken weekend in Madrid, I can assure you, the jealousy pops across to the other side.

I'd not have it any other, which is good, for I can't. However, for some, it's a great decision, they've made through choice. Stop being a cock

 

[speling bee]

Stretch marks, Farmers, gallons of puke, oceans of wee, turds by the tonne.

HTH

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