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Should penis size be measured by volume?
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No even if you sue me for discrimination.......Originally posted by teclo View Postoh go on..Comment
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You got the Coke logo tattooed on it?!Originally posted by psychocandy View PostMine looks like a 2ltr bottle of Coke.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You mean it goes flat after a while and rots your teeth?Originally posted by psychocandy View PostMine looks like a 2ltr bottle of Coke.Comment
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I was gonna get 'things go better with coke' tattooed on it but I ran out of room after 'Thi'Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou got the Coke logo tattooed on it?!Comment
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We don't really want to know what you watch in private...Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere was once a competition on Dutch TV between 3 female pornstars to see which one could get the longest dildo inside her lurvebox. Two were quite impressive, the winner was just terrifying and would make any man feel somewhat inadequate.Comment
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Hmmm, so you want to base on the opinion of someone who will lie to get what they want. Are you seeing the flaw in your plan yet?Originally posted by vetran View Postyes Hers.
user experience is the only measure of quality and performance!Comment
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