Should penis size be measured by volume?

[aussielong]

If yours is noisy, you should go and see a doctor.

Many a good tune played on an old organ darling

[BrilloPad]

To be sure of the volume, you should dip your willy into some sort of liquid and measure the displacement.

The question is - what liquid is best?

[aussielong]

To be sure of the volume, you should dip your willy into some sort of liquid and measure the displacement.

The question is - what liquid is best?

Not molten lead.

[tractor]

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Not molten lead.

And certainly not one of those nitrogen cocktails........I used to be engaged but she broke it off.......

[EternalOptimist]

Having a large saus-volume is actually a known medical problem (hippo-giganticus l). Large volumes of blood rushing from the brain can cause nausea, light headedness, loss of judgement and fainting.

It's no fun typing this or having a shower wearing a crash helmet either I can tell you

[teclo]

Mine goes up to 11... actually that makes me sound like Jimmy Savile.. scratch that..

[EternalOptimist]

The question is - what liquid is best?

beans

[tractor]

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Mine goes up to 11... actually that makes me sound like Jimmy Savile.. scratch that..

errmmmm.... I'd prefer not to if it's all the same to you...

[doodab]

Should penis size be measured by volume?

It is.

It's because you make so much noise that everyone thinks you're a massive cock.

[teclo]

errmmmm.... I'd prefer not to if it's all the same to you...

oh go on..