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vetran replied

19 October 2012, 15:56
Originally posted by tractor View Post

Or she turned an ankle running away....

that's why you tie em up?
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tractor replied

19 October 2012, 15:46
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Everybody lies, its just users are so transparent you know that they are lying.

If she is walking funny the next day, I know its big enough.

Or she turned an ankle running away....
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vetran replied

19 October 2012, 15:33
Originally posted by escapeUK View Post

Hmmm, so you want to base on the opinion of someone who will lie to get what they want. Are you seeing the flaw in your plan yet?

Everybody lies, its just users are so transparent you know that they are lying.

If she is walking funny the next day, I know its big enough.
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VirtualMonkey replied

19 October 2012, 15:02
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Mine looks like a 2ltr bottle of Coke.

you mean the contents are bad for you and there's a bit of red around the outside that peels off if you're persistent enough
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d000hg replied

19 October 2012, 14:58
Goes off explosively if you stick a mento up it?
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psychocandy replied

19 October 2012, 14:55
Originally posted by tractor View Post

You mean it goes flat after a while and rots your teeth?

But if you give it a shake it goes off big time!
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DodgyAgent replied

19 October 2012, 14:24
Originally posted by tractor View Post

You mean it goes flat after a while and rots your teeth?
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escapeUK replied

19 October 2012, 13:57
Originally posted by vetran View Post

yes Hers.

user experience is the only measure of quality and performance!

Hmmm, so you want to base on the opinion of someone who will lie to get what they want. Are you seeing the flaw in your plan yet?
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vetran replied

19 October 2012, 13:54
yes Hers.

user experience is the only measure of quality and performance!
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NorthWestPerm2Contr replied

19 October 2012, 13:43
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

There was once a competition on Dutch TV between 3 female pornstars to see which one could get the longest dildo inside her lurvebox. Two were quite impressive, the winner was just terrifying and would make any man feel somewhat inadequate.

We don't really want to know what you watch in private...
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tractor replied

19 October 2012, 13:26
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Originally posted by d000hg View Post

You got the Coke logo tattooed on it?!

I was gonna get 'things go better with coke' tattooed on it but I ran out of room after 'Thi'
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tractor replied

19 October 2012, 13:25
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Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Mine looks like a 2ltr bottle of Coke.

You mean it goes flat after a while and rots your teeth?
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d000hg replied

19 October 2012, 13:24
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Mine looks like a 2ltr bottle of Coke.

You got the Coke logo tattooed on it?!
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psychocandy replied

19 October 2012, 13:21
Mine looks like a 2ltr bottle of Coke.
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tractor replied

19 October 2012, 11:52
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Originally posted by teclo View Post

oh go on..

No even if you sue me for discrimination.......
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