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    #21
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Why am I the only male who does not have a thing about lesbians?
    I dislike lesbians. That is two less available women for me.

    I love homosexuals! That is 2 more women for me.

    I prefer my women to be 90% straight, 10% gay.

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      #22
      lesbians are homosexuals, what are you on about. Calm down before posting
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #23
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        lesbians are homosexuals, what are you on about. Calm down before posting
        No lesbians are misguided (unless it's one of the Millie Tant ones then you can keep 'em )

        Yeeeeee
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #24
          I like lesbians, but I inadvertently cure them.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
            I like lesbians, but I inadvertently cure them.
            Cure: Curing is the application of salt, color fixing ingredients, and seasoning in order to impart unique properties to the end product.

            Interesting concept
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #26
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              Cure: Curing is the application of salt, color fixing ingredients, and seasoning in order to impart unique properties to the end product.

              Interesting concept
              Tartare sauce might work better for some girls.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #27
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Tartare sauce might work better for some girls.
                What about 'Hot Fish Yoghurt'
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  What about 'Hot Fish Yoghurt'
                  Only a tester could think of something so deviant.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Only a tester could think of something so deviant.
                    I'm not a bloody tester !! I'm a test manager. I manage the introduction of deviant thoughts !
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #30
                      Two of the happiest years of my life were those spent directing and filming lez vids. Most satisfying, particularly the S&M dungeon ones





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                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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