had to laugh a friend of the wife's was moaning about her husband (a postman) running off with a woman 10 years his junior then coming back.
To be true she always dominates the entire conversation, and waves of her negativity wash over you as you are forced to listen.(this was true even before the husband had an affair).
Anyway thanks to '50 shades of chick porn' my wife and her were discussing sex (when I wandered in to make myself a coffee), apparently he hasn't been getting any for years (a martyr to her back the poor love) - yet she can't understand how he could have betrayed her so .
Her now having now lost a few stone and discovered 'tracksuits aren't the only suit' she is shocked by how attentive he is.
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Wake up, you sad middle-aged fools! It's not your body these girls are after | Mail Online
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Bitter and twisted but after reading the article, I can't wait for my 50's
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostNice assasination on Liddle though...
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostTwo of the happiest years of my life were those spent directing and filming lez vids. Most satisfying, particularly the S&M dungeon ones
And if you don't mind me asking, do you still have the number for the agent that secured you tha particular gig ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostTwo of the happiest years of my life were those spent directing and filming lez vids. Most satisfying, particularly the S&M dungeon ones
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Two of the happiest years of my life were those spent directing and filming lez vids. Most satisfying, particularly the S&M dungeon ones
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOnly a tester could think of something so deviant.
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWhat about 'Hot Fish Yoghurt'
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTartare sauce might work better for some girls.
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostCure: Curing is the application of salt, color fixing ingredients, and seasoning in order to impart unique properties to the end product.
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