Message to all ageing lotharios

[Old Hack]

You've managed to make a sexual experience with two young bi woman sound dull. Well done on that one.

Just looking back on it, I just remember a very, very, very slight disappointment they were not all over me like a rash. Don't get me wrong, it was something I vividly remember, always will, and something that was amazing, but, well, you know.

[DimPrawn]

Just looking back on it, I just remember a very, very, very slight disappointment they were not all over me like a rash. Don't get me wrong, it was something I vividly remember, always will, and something that was amazing, but, well, you know.

I know, it was a bit like the unveiling of the iPhone 5 to the fanbois yesterday. All show and no go.

[Old Hack]

I know, it was a bit like the unveiling of the iPhone 5 to the fanbois yesterday. All show and no go.

I believe more kleenex was used yesterday though. I didn't need any

[xoggoth]

Why am I the only male who does not have a thing about lesbians?

[MarillionFan]

Why am I the only male who does not have a thing about lesbians?

Because you're gay?

[Old Hack]

Why am I the only male who does not have a thing about lesbians?

No fan of lesbians. I like bisexual women though

[EternalOptimist]

Why am I the only male who does not have a thing about lesbians?

I'll have yours then

[MarillionFan]

No fan of lesbians. I like bisexual women though

There's no such thing as lesbians. All women are BI and those that say they're gay haven't been with a real man(me).

[TestMangler]

There's no such thing as lesbians. All women are BI and those that say they're gay have been with me.

FTFY

[Peoplesoft bloke]

What a bitter pathetic old trout - bet she didn't put out.