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Previously on "Message to all ageing lotharios"

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  • vetran
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    had to laugh a friend of the wife's was moaning about her husband (a postman) running off with a woman 10 years his junior then coming back.

    To be true she always dominates the entire conversation, and waves of her negativity wash over you as you are forced to listen.(this was true even before the husband had an affair).

    Anyway thanks to '50 shades of chick porn' my wife and her were discussing sex (when I wandered in to make myself a coffee), apparently he hasn't been getting any for years (a martyr to her back the poor love) - yet she can't understand how he could have betrayed her so .

    Her now having now lost a few stone and discovered 'tracksuits aren't the only suit' she is shocked by how attentive he is.

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Just remember the golden rule. Half your age plus seven.
    Yes, that seems to work well. What's the rule for women? Twice earnings + £10k?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    I bet you'd cure gay men too.

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  • doodab
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    Just remember the golden rule. Half your age plus seven.

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  • escapeUK
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    Wake up, you sad middle-aged fools! It's not your body these girls are after | Mail Online
    Obviously men are much more attractive as they get older (to women) as they are richer. Women are much more attractive the younger they are, as all the bits are not sagging and floppy. Sounds quite natural to me.

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  • darmstadt
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    Bitter and twisted but after reading the article, I can't wait for my 50's

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  • palatino winotype
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Nice assasination on Liddle though...
    I like Rod Liddle. Only thing that makes buying the Sunday Times worthwhile these days.

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I like lesbians, but I inadvertently cure them.
    I bet you'd cure gay men too.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Two of the happiest years of my life were those spent directing and filming lez vids. Most satisfying, particularly the S&M dungeon ones





    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.

    And if you don't mind me asking, do you still have the number for the agent that secured you tha particular gig ?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Two of the happiest years of my life were those spent directing and filming lez vids. Most satisfying, particularly the S&M dungeon ones
    Well there's no topping that, clearly!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Two of the happiest years of my life were those spent directing and filming lez vids. Most satisfying, particularly the S&M dungeon ones





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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Only a tester could think of something so deviant.
    I'm not a bloody tester !! I'm a test manager. I manage the introduction of deviant thoughts !

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    What about 'Hot Fish Yoghurt'
    Only a tester could think of something so deviant.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Tartare sauce might work better for some girls.
    What about 'Hot Fish Yoghurt'

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Cure: Curing is the application of salt, color fixing ingredients, and seasoning in order to impart unique properties to the end product.

    Interesting concept
    Tartare sauce might work better for some girls.

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