Message to all ageing lotharios

[Doggy Styles]

Two of the happiest years of my life were those spent directing and filming lez vids. Most satisfying, particularly the S&M dungeon ones

Well there's no topping that, clearly!

[TestMangler]

Two of the happiest years of my life were those spent directing and filming lez vids. Most satisfying, particularly the S&M dungeon ones

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.

And if you don't mind me asking, do you still have the number for the agent that secured you tha particular gig ?

[escapeUK]

I like lesbians, but I inadvertently cure them.

I bet you'd cure gay men too.

[palatino winotype]

Nice assasination on Liddle though...

I like Rod Liddle. Only thing that makes buying the Sunday Times worthwhile these days.

[darmstadt]

Bitter and twisted but after reading the article, I can't wait for my 50's

[escapeUK]

Wake up, you sad middle-aged fools! It's not your body these girls are after | Mail Online

Obviously men are much more attractive as they get older (to women) as they are richer. Women are much more attractive the younger they are, as all the bits are not sagging and floppy. Sounds quite natural to me.

[doodab]

Just remember the golden rule. Half your age plus seven.

[Doggy Styles]

I bet you'd cure gay men too.

[escapeUK]

Just remember the golden rule. Half your age plus seven.

Yes, that seems to work well. What's the rule for women? Twice earnings + £10k?

[vetran]

had to laugh a friend of the wife's was moaning about her husband (a postman) running off with a woman 10 years his junior then coming back.

To be true she always dominates the entire conversation, and waves of her negativity wash over you as you are forced to listen.(this was true even before the husband had an affair).

Anyway thanks to '50 shades of chick porn' my wife and her were discussing sex (when I wandered in to make myself a coffee), apparently he hasn't been getting any for years (a martyr to her back the poor love) - yet she can't understand how he could have betrayed her so .

Her now having now lost a few stone and discovered 'tracksuits aren't the only suit' she is shocked by how attentive he is.