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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostMaybe once they make cretinism a crimeAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe also used to have a large ginger gurning sidekick as well.(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhittle.
Thats what Clint always does, when he's waiting for the baddies.
Get a knife, a lolly ice stick and make an easter island head. or something
alternatively, learn how to chew tabbacca. he does that a lot too
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWell it used to be dealt with by sticking people in an asylum, but it seems we're more cuddly these days and do 'care in the community', even expecting some cretins to get a job; I think that's a big mistake. We're all better off with some people on the dole.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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As a serious answer to the question, maybe not spend your retirement on CUK? What a depressing thought!
Are there any good retirementhomesforums we could get Sas on, and then visit him?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostAs a serious answer to the question, maybe not spend your retirement on CUK? What a depressing thought!
Are there any good retirementhomesforums we could get Sas on, and then visit him?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSas isn't actually retired is he? He's now a stay at home dad. You'd better have that souffle finished for when the missus gets back or she's gonna cut your allowance.
Oh and I paid for the house in cash. I think that's my duty as provider overHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostCan't you read? The difference is I'm not a kept man since I have my own pocket money.
Oh and she paid for the house in cash. I think that's my duty as provider over
Oh tulip it's the wife!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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