Tales from retirement ...

**doodab** · 31 August 2012, 08:54

Get a job.

**louie** · 31 August 2012, 08:54

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Took the lad to school, made breakfast and read the paper. Posted on CUK. What shall I do now?

Have you got time to watch Jeremy Kyle before going to the dole office?

**sasguru** · 31 August 2012, 08:56

Originally posted by louie View Post

Have you got time to watch Jeremy Kyle before going to the dole office?

I'd claim dole if I didn't have so many assets. I'm not proud.
But anyway I don't think you get it if you've voluntarily resigned.

**sasguru** · 31 August 2012, 08:58

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Get a job.

You know if I could get a "consultancy", 2-day a week role, from home I'd do it.
Maybe I should make it so.

**louie** · 31 August 2012, 08:58

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'd claim dole if I didn't have so many assets. I'm not proud.
But anyway I don't think you get it if you've voluntarily resigned.

Why don't you start a project, like an on-line business, can you code?

**sasguru** · 31 August 2012, 08:59

Originally posted by louie View Post

Why don't you start a project, like an on-line business, can you code?

Yes could do that - coding is rusty, don't want to do any more IT anyway.

**SimonMac** · 31 August 2012, 09:00

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Took the lad to school, made breakfast and read the paper. Posted on CUK. What shall I do now?

One way trip to Switzerland?!

**Spacecadet** · 31 August 2012, 09:00

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

You know if I could get a "consultancy", 2-day a week role, from home I'd do it.
Maybe I should make it so.

you could try consulting some online porn, that should keep you busy

**SimonMac** · 31 August 2012, 09:03

Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

you could try consulting some online porn, that should keep you busy

Would that make him a Business ANALyst?

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