• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Tales from retirement ...

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #31
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    As he's told us several times, he gives a lot to charity .
    Perhaps you'd provide links to the "several times" , you moronic imbecile?
    Oh wait, your whole life is predicated on an idea plucked out of thin air, so why stop there?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    Comment


      #32
      You're seriously suggesting Sasguru should be given some real influence over people's lives outside of World of Warcraft?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

      Comment


        #33
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Perhaps you'd provide links to the "several times" , you moronic imbecile?
        Oh wait, your whole life is predicated on an idea plucked out of thin air, so why stop there?
        Jeez, learn to take a joke.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

        Comment


          #34
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          So stay at home dad becomes 'retired' now?



          Does that mean all the local MILFs are retirees too?

          The difference is I have an income, so I don't have to work.
          HTH.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

          Comment


            #35
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            So stay at home dad becomes 'retired' now?



            Does that mean all the local MILFs are retirees too?

            Erm, Mr Prawn, 'MILF' does not mean 'Munter I'd Like to F**k'.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

            Comment


              #36
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Erm, Mr Prawn, 'MILF' does not mean 'Munter I'd Like to F**k'.
              When you're the Prawn that's the only choice you get
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

              Comment


                #37
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Took the lad to school, made breakfast and read the paper. Posted on CUK. What shall I do now?
                I cleaned the bathroom. Then went an picked some apples from the back garden. Going to do the weekly shop in a minute, in order to avoid the weekend crush.

                Oh, and posted on CUK.
                nomadd liked this post

                Comment


                  #38
                  Whittle.

                  Thats what Clint always does, when he's waiting for the baddies.
                  Get a knife, a lolly ice stick and make an easter island head. or something

                  alternatively, learn how to chew tabbacca. he does that a lot too



                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

                  Comment


                    #39
                    Why not start a tat import and retail business? That why you get paid travel to lots of exotic countries, hire some fit girls to run your shop and watch even more cash just flow in.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

                    Comment


                      #40
                      Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                      How about becoming a magistrate? In all seriousness, something I've thought about for when I have more time on my hands.
                      Maybe once they make cretinism a crime
                      Coffee's for closers

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X