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#31

28 August 2012, 14:15

I find most modern pants (shorts rather than briefs or Y or boxers) aren't really conducive to urinals; many don't even have a gap/slot/flap at all.

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Urine is quite nourishing
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#32

28 August 2012, 17:30

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

What sort of man would possibly sit? Imagine having to lift the toilet seat afterwards to annoy the wife....

In "How I Met Your Mother", the confirmed bachelor character had a sprung toilet seat, so if a lady used it, it would default to the preferred position.

If you can pee standing up, then do it. Sometimes you don't appreciate something until it's gone.

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#33

28 August 2012, 18:30

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I know someone who was fined £250 for doing that on a train

how so ?

was it in a station ??

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28 August 2012, 18:41

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

how so ?

was it in a station ??

no, he pulled the communication cord, whilst in mid-poo

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28 August 2012, 18:42

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no, he pulled the communication cord, whilst in mid-poo

heart-attack ???

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28 August 2012, 18:42

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heart-attack ???

no, his piles were wrapped around the axle

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#37

28 August 2012, 20:02

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

no, his piles were wrapped around the axle

Was that in a episode of viz?
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#38

28 August 2012, 20:05

Sit down on my own toilet.

Stand for anyone elses.

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28 August 2012, 20:06

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Was that in a episode of viz?

should have been.

did I ever tell you the one about the sixteen yeal old Oirish girl who got married ?

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28 August 2012, 20:13

Originally posted by kingcook View Post

Sit down on my own toilet.

Stand for anyone elses.

a perfect reminder that the poll is missing a third Bob option

stand
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perch on the sides , clinging on with your claw-like feet, whilst attempting to get your payload down the middle, whilst not really caring if you lay your cable all over the porcelein because some other sucker will have to clean the bastid up.

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