Sit or Stand?

[Halo Jones]

What sort of man would possibly sit? Imagine having to lift the toilet seat afterwards to annoy the wife....

Quite a few disabled men would have to sit down also those with arthritis, shaky hands, poor balance etc..

& I knows it’s hard to believe but not every man deliberately tries to annoy his wife

[d000hg]

Are you using homosexual as a synonym for idiot? Or are you making a factual statement about the diversity of CUK's memberbase?

[d000hg]

Standing at a bog is not how it's designed to be used.

How about the question - would you prefer to use a urinal or a proper bog for a wee?

[mudskipper]

Sitting down can be risky if you have the wrong length saus for the bog. A friend of mine had pee coming under the seat and all down the back of his kecks
boy, did he feel such a fool

Your "mate" needs to position a strategically placed finger atop him member to ensure the flow is in a downward direction. Potty training 101.

[speling bee]

Are you using homosexual as a synonym for idiot? Or are you making a factual statement about the diversity of CUK's memberbase?

The latter, although it is an asumption, rather than a factual statement.

[MarillionFan]

Standing at a bog is not how it's designed to be used.

How about the question - would you prefer to use a urinal or a proper bog for a wee?

Personally a bog. Urinals have an annoying habit of causing splash back, which when you're bladder is full can cause a serious mess of the your trouser legs.

[EternalOptimist]

Your "mate" needs to position a strategically placed finger atop him member to ensure the flow is in a downward direction. Potty training 101.

he did. the hose pipe was aimed at the garden, but the sprinkler system ensured it went over the hedge, if you get my drift.

maybe he needs training in how to play the flute

[mudskipper]

Trains, planes and automobiles should always be done sitting.

[EternalOptimist]

Trains, planes and automobiles should always be done sitting.

I know someone who was fined £250 for doing that on a train

[darmstadt]

I've noticed over here sitting down is becoming more and more the norm (its even a derogatory term: sitzpinkler) but the one that gets me and those blokes who go to the urinal, undo their belt and then proceed to half undress before pissing. Isn't that why we have buttons or zips and a little slot in our o-backs just so that we don't have to go through all that rigmarole to have a wazz?