Sit or Stand?

[northernladuk]

Can't see that working at all?????

[BrilloPad]

Sitting down can be risky if you have the wrong length saus for the bog. A friend of mine had pee coming under the seat and all down the back of his kecks
boy, did he feel such a fool

So he had a semi-stiffie while peeing? eeeuuuggghhhhhh

[Robinho]

Why do you ask?

To make me feel better about myself.

[EternalOptimist]

So he had a semi-stiffie while peeing? eeeuuuggghhhhhh

not as such.

lets just say that the poor fellow is endowed with a large set of thingymebobs and a funny shaped doodah

allegedly

[speling bee]

To make me feel better about myself.

Has it worked?

[BrilloPad]

not as such.

lets just say that the poor fellow is endowed with a large set of thingymebobs and a funny shaped doodah

allegedly

It would have to be incredibly funnily shaped. Mrs BP's gigolo is massive. fooking massive. She has never seen anything like it except in p0rn films. But on the slack you would never know it.

The first time he took his clothes off Mrs BP said "That is not going to fit. Why didn't you forewarn me?". "I don't like to boast he said". If that were me I would be taking out adverts in the paper.....

[Robinho]

Has it worked?

No because you haven't answered the questions yet. Instead i just feel like a big homosexual.

[vetran]

surely he is talking the piss?

sorry couldn't resist

[SimonMac]

It would have to be incredibly funnily shaped. Mrs BP's gigolo is massive. fooking massive. She has never seen anything like it except in p0rn films. But on the slack you would never know it.

The first time he took his clothes off Mrs BP said "That is not going to fit. Why didn't you forewarn me?". "I don't like to boast he said". If that were me I would be taking out adverts in the paper.....

But then again I assume Mrs BP has been told even a limo looks small in the Thirlmere Aqueduct

[speling bee]

No because you haven't answered the questions yet. Instead i just feel like a big homosexual.

If you feel like a big homosexual, go ahead and treat yourself. There are probably plenty who are CUK posters.