Reply to: Sit or Stand?

[Lockhouse]

Stand, but prefer to do it in a cubicle to avoid splashback.

[NotAllThere]

a perfect reminder that the poll is missing a third Bob option


stand
sit
perch on the sides , clinging on with your claw-like feet, whilst attempting to get your payload down the middle, whilst not really caring if you lay your cable all over the porcelein because some other sucker will have to clean the bastid up.

Sorted.

[SimonMac]

For more information, I am told there are videos on the subject.

watersport video

[Paddy]

BBC News - Taiwan minister says men should sit down to urinate

Predictable poll to follow.....

There is a technical reason in favour for men to stand. When seated, the position will cause part of the bladder to be lower than the urine track so when he pisses some urine will be left in the bladder that can go stale and cause infections to the bladder and kidneys. By standing up all the urine is pissed out.

Prince Philip is old and he has and enlarged prostrate causing him to piss slowly but the lazy bugger likes to sit on the crapper thus, he gets infections.

Women usually squat to piss but their urine track is shorter and does not rise above the bladder.

For more information, I am told there are videos on the subject.

[d000hg]

What about those Frenchie bogs that are no more than a tray with a hole in the middle and two platforms for yer feet... fine for a bloke - I just pee into the hole from outside the tray but what do wimmin do?

Someone with a very odd willy seems to be using the glory hole.

[EternalOptimist]

I know I am going to regret this. Okay. You did not. What about her?

Bird (to priest) 'Father, I have not da or brothers. What is that ting that dangles between his legs ?'

'ah. dats his willy my child. his c0ck, Kn0b, Saus, pen1s, dong'

Bird- 'his willy. so dats what it is. of course. and whats that big porple ting on the end?'

'ah. dats his bell my child. his tub-end, glans, wobbly-warhead'

Bird- 'his bell end. so dats what it is. of course. and what are those two big round tings, about eighteen inches from his bell end'


'for your sake my child. I hope they are the cheeks of his fckng @rse'

[BrilloPad]

What about those Frenchie bogs that are no more than a tray with a hole in the middle and two platforms for yer feet... fine for a bloke - I just pee into the hole from outside the tray but what do wimmin do?

Lean backwards like in full monty?

[Cliphead]

Used to hang around with a German girl who insisted every male visitor to her flat sat down when pissing in the toilet. Thing is she insisted in coming in to make sure you abided by the rules.

Kinda kinky

[Troll]

What about those Frenchie bogs that are no more than a tray with a hole in the middle and two platforms for yer feet... fine for a bloke - I just pee into the hole from outside the tray but what do wimmin do?

[BrilloPad]

did I ever tell you the one about the sixteen yeal old Oirish girl who got married ?

I know I am going to regret this. Okay. You did not. What about her?

[EternalOptimist]

Sit down on my own toilet.

Stand for anyone elses.

a perfect reminder that the poll is missing a third Bob option


stand
sit
perch on the sides , clinging on with your claw-like feet, whilst attempting to get your payload down the middle, whilst not really caring if you lay your cable all over the porcelein because some other sucker will have to clean the bastid up.

[EternalOptimist]

Was that in a episode of viz?

should have been.



did I ever tell you the one about the sixteen yeal old Oirish girl who got married ?

[kingcook]

Sit down on my own toilet.

Stand for anyone elses.

[BrilloPad]

no, his piles were wrapped around the axle

Was that in a episode of viz?

[EternalOptimist]

heart-attack ???

no, his piles were wrapped around the axle