Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
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It's just a phase you are going through. Many older women are looking for young men with gsoh for n/s fun. Many are ns and ohOriginally posted by xoggoth View Post
er.. so I believe. a mate told me
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Divorce your wife. Marry a millionairess 90 year old.Comment
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Done the first part. Second part is obviously my Plan B. Just got to get used to the taste of Dentu-Creme and menthol laced spittle again.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Your ex-wife was also an OAP?Originally posted by hyperD View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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No, my first wife was a toothless dental floss saleswoman from Montana.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Put on some surgical stockings and have a J Arthur you big jessie. I'm sure you'll be right as rain in no time.
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