Seeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
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It's just a phase you are going through. Many older women are looking for young men with gsoh for n/s fun. Many are ns and ohOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostSeeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
er.. so I believe. a mate told me
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I think you already know the answer mate.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostSeeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
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Done the first part. Second part is obviously my Plan B. Just got to get used to the taste of Dentu-Creme and menthol laced spittle again.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDivorce your wife. Marry a millionairess 90 year old.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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.net, you say?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostSeeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
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Your ex-wife was also an OAP?Originally posted by hyperD View PostDone the first part. Second part is obviously my Plan B. Just got to get used to the taste of Dentu-Creme and menthol laced spittle again.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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No, my first wife was a toothless dental floss saleswoman from Montana.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYour ex-wife was also an OAP?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Put on some surgical stockings and have a J Arthur you big jessie. I'm sure you'll be right as rain in no time.
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