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Do they help?Originally posted by Zippy View PostPut on some surgical stockings and have a J Arthur you big jessie. I'm sure you'll be right as rain in no time.[/SIZE]
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Put on some surgical stockings and have a J Arthur you big jessie. I'm sure you'll be right as rain in no time.
God - I really can't believe how this place has gone to the dogs. In my day .... mutter ... yes that's right love ... mutter. ... used to be all fields ... you could leave your acount unlocked ... mutter
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.net, you say?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostSeeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
It's not Gentile, is it?
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I think you already know the answer mate.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostSeeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
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It's just a phase you are going through. Many older women are looking for young men with gsoh for n/s fun. Many are ns and ohOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostSeeking wise CUKer advice. For 3 nights running I've had erotic dreams about elderly women. Should I seek counselling or just give in to these tendencies and try and groom some old ladies on silversurfers.net by pretending to be a 90 year old male?
er.. so I believe. a mate told me
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