Ebola outbreak

[NotAllThere]

Depends which billion....

Tax inspectors? Politicians? Journalists?

[DAG]

You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say ****** that thing! Let's fight it!

HTH

I don't post much on here after getting burnt in the past.

I think I may begin to though - I've noticed that this particular poster just seems to post the opposite of whatever the OP / general consensus thinks. I wonder why that is? Single? Lonely? Socially inept? Sockie?

Fingers crossed he doesnt get ebola

[northernladuk]

A CDC fact sheet on Ebola says the disease is "characterised by fever, headache, joint and muscle aches, sore throat, and weakness, followed by diarrhoea, vomiting, and stomach pain. A rash, red eyes, hiccups and internal and external bleeding may be seen in some patients."

Sounds more like one of my hangovers to me.

[Platypus]

Sounds more like one of my hangovers to me.

Or the effects of a bad kebab

[northernladyuk]

Sounds more like one of my hangovers to me.

Some of your clients have been complaining to me of these symptoms as well.

[vetran]

poor sods:

All epidemics of Ebola have occurred in sub-optimal hospital conditions, where practices of basic hygiene and sanitation are often either luxuries or unknown to caretakers and where disposable needles and autoclaves are unavailable or too expensive. In modern hospitals with disposable needles and knowledge of basic hygiene and barrier nursing techniques, Ebola has never spread on a large scale. In isolated settings such as a quarantined hospital or a remote village, most victims are infected shortly after the first case of infection is present. The quick onset of symptoms from the time the disease becomes contagious in an individual makes it easy to identify sick individuals and limits an individual's ability to spread the disease by traveling. Because bodies of the deceased are still infectious, some doctors had to take measures to properly dispose of dead bodies in a safe manner despite local traditional burial rituals.[43]

[d000hg]

Yes. But its bad news if alot of people die at the same time

Not really, we could do with a billion or two being wiped out.

Yes, having a billion bodies to dispose of isn't a problem at all you utter tool.

[GreenLabel]

Yes, having a billion ebola-ridden, bleeding bodies to dispose of isn't a problem at all you utter tool.

FTFY