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    #11
    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    One of my neighnours has just thrown a computer out of an upstairs window.

    It's in bits now, all over the pavement.
    Have you found out why?
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #12
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      Have you found out why?
      Never mind that!

      Is the hard drive ok?

      Check it for pron and personal info
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #13
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        Have you found out why?


        because it fell, 16 maybe 18 feet, onto a hard surface
        they are not exactly built to be thrown around, are they ?




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          #14
          Originally Posted by Sysman
          One of my neighnours has just thrown a computer out of an upstairs window.

          It's in bits now, all over the pavement.
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          Have you found out why?
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post


          because it fell, 16 maybe 18 feet, onto a hard surface
          they are not exactly built to be thrown around, are they ?




          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #15
            The HDD is almost certainly still OK or recoverable I'd wager.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              I'd wager asking someone who has just lost it enough to throw a whole puter out of a window, isn't going to be in a good frame of mood for a while and possibly a bit unhinged naturally. I pour tea on mine to make it suffer when it annoys me.

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                #17
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Have you found out why?
                Not yet. A decent audience promptly assembled to witness the tantrum and the female neighbour with the sharp tongue* was in full scolding mode.

                I'll ask when everyone has cooled down.

                * Nice enough lass when I first met her. Had to downgrade her from "want to know her better" to "don't get involved" after hearing some unfortunate bloke get a prolonged earful.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                  #18
                  Nerd Rage while losing at PVP on Warcraft?
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #19
                    Saw another question on CUK that could have easily been answered by using the search facility?
                    Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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                      #20
                      Closer inspection reveals it was a DVD player.

                      My guess is that holiday weekend plus booze plus warm weather plus malfunctioning DVD player pushed someone over the edge.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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