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Why women should leave men who are violent the first time
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Postthe last time she was round my gaff she pinched my choccie biccies!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI never realised you were black!Comment
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And he is jailed for life - good!
BBC News - Shane Jenkin: Tina Nash eye-gouge attacker jailed for lifeComment
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My cousin, Drunk beat the carp out of his wife about 25 years ago. put her in hospital for 2 days.
A week later he was in hospital. she'd waited until he got drunk again, was flat on his back unconscious. Then beat the carp out of his face with a cast iron pan.
They are still together, and he hasn't raised a hand to her or gotten drunk in 25 years.
She told him that next time he hit her the pan would be red hot.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostThey are still together, and he hasn't raised a hand to her or gotten drunk in 25 years.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostMy cousin, Drunk beat the carp out of his wife about 25 years ago. put her in hospital for 2 days.
A week later he was in hospital. she'd waited until he got drunk again, was flat on his back unconscious. Then beat the carp out of his face with a cast iron pan.
They are still together, and he hasn't raised a hand to her or gotten drunk in 25 years.
She told him that next time he hit her the pan would be red hot.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostNote to Divers cousin - hide the rolling pin before doing the missus up the gary
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHide the rolling pin up his own Gary?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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