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Why women should leave men who are violent the first time

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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Next time we visit I will make sure she bakes some. We are discussing a weekend at the outlaws - probably late August......
    Sounds good. Get your pa to talk to my pa.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
      the last time she was round my gaff she pinched my choccie biccies!
      I never realised you were black!
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        I never realised you were black!
        They weren't until afterwards!

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          #14
          And he is jailed for life - good!

          BBC News - Shane Jenkin: Tina Nash eye-gouge attacker jailed for life

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            #15
            Saw her on the news today, she was amazing, what a tough cookie.

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              #16
              My cousin, Drunk beat the carp out of his wife about 25 years ago. put her in hospital for 2 days.

              A week later he was in hospital. she'd waited until he got drunk again, was flat on his back unconscious. Then beat the carp out of his face with a cast iron pan.

              They are still together, and he hasn't raised a hand to her or gotten drunk in 25 years.

              She told him that next time he hit her the pan would be red hot.
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #17
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                They are still together, and he hasn't raised a hand to her or gotten drunk in 25 years.
                So he is beating up sheep now?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  My cousin, Drunk beat the carp out of his wife about 25 years ago. put her in hospital for 2 days.

                  A week later he was in hospital. she'd waited until he got drunk again, was flat on his back unconscious. Then beat the carp out of his face with a cast iron pan.

                  They are still together, and he hasn't raised a hand to her or gotten drunk in 25 years.

                  She told him that next time he hit her the pan would be red hot.
                  Note to Divers cousin - hide the rolling pin before doing the missus up the gary




                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Note to Divers cousin - hide the rolling pin before doing the missus up the gary




                    Hide the rolling pin up his own Gary?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Hide the rolling pin up his own Gary?
                      Strangely enough, his younger brother is called Gary
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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