The smaller the briefcase, the more exalted the position.
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Drill a hole in your fridge door so you can check the light goes out when you shut it.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Pillage first, then burn."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Teach kids how governments work by taking their sweets and telling them to **** off.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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