Reply to: Helpful Hints and words of wisdom

[cojak]

If you are cooking, and have hungry people, or unexpected guests
Slice half an onion into a bit of oil and put on a low burner while you cook.

You will never use the onion, but the smell will calm them down, and they will know that something really good is coming

[gingerjedi]

Teach kids how governments work by taking their sweets and telling them to **** off.

[DaveB]

Pillage first, then burn.

[gingerjedi]

Drill a hole in your fridge door so you can check the light goes out when you shut it.

[SupremeSpod]

The smaller the briefcase, the more exalted the position.

[Old Hack]

anyone who has kids or grankids of a similar age, knows about sibling rivalry. They will fight like heck because 'he got more than me'

my nan once asked me to divide the chips equally amnongst the plates, then she asked my brother to pick which plate he wanted.

My mother used to simply put the food in the middle of the table and blow a whistle.

Used to have some cracking fights.

[Troll]

It is a universal truth that the more elaborate someones auto email signature is, the less competent and trustworthy the person is at their job

[darmstadt]

anyone who has kids or grankids of a similar age, knows about sibling rivalry. They will fight like heck because 'he got more than me'

my nan once asked me to divide the chips equally amnongst the plates, then she asked my brother to pick which plate he wanted.

Don't eat chocolate chip cookies in bed as when you wake up it looks like all your dingleberries have come loose

[EternalOptimist]

anyone who has kids or grankids of a similar age, knows about sibling rivalry. They will fight like heck because 'he got more than me'

my nan once asked me to divide the chips equally amnongst the plates, then she asked my brother to pick which plate he wanted.

[EternalOptimist]

When answering the door, put your coat on.

If it's a friend, say 'I've only just come in' and take your coat off
Otherwise , say 'I'm just on my way out' and close the door over

[SimonMac]

See my signature below....

[lukemg]

Save money on binoculars by moving closer to the object you want to see.

[SimonMac]

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else!

[Alf W]

When your dog does a 'soft one' on the beach, annoy metal detector owners by dropping nuts and bolts in it and burying it in the sand.

[MarillionFan]

Don't believe everything you read on the internet!

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