Helpful Hints and words of wisdom

[MarillionFan]

Don't believe everything you read on the internet!

Ok.

[Alf W]

When your dog does a 'soft one' on the beach, annoy metal detector owners by dropping nuts and bolts in it and burying it in the sand.

[SimonMac]

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else!

[lukemg]

Save money on binoculars by moving closer to the object you want to see.

[SimonMac]

See my signature below....

[EternalOptimist]

When answering the door, put your coat on.

If it's a friend, say 'I've only just come in' and take your coat off
Otherwise , say 'I'm just on my way out' and close the door over

[EternalOptimist]

anyone who has kids or grankids of a similar age, knows about sibling rivalry. They will fight like heck because 'he got more than me'

my nan once asked me to divide the chips equally amnongst the plates, then she asked my brother to pick which plate he wanted.

[darmstadt]

anyone who has kids or grankids of a similar age, knows about sibling rivalry. They will fight like heck because 'he got more than me'

my nan once asked me to divide the chips equally amnongst the plates, then she asked my brother to pick which plate he wanted.

Don't eat chocolate chip cookies in bed as when you wake up it looks like all your dingleberries have come loose

[Troll]

It is a universal truth that the more elaborate someones auto email signature is, the less competent and trustworthy the person is at their job

[Old Hack]

anyone who has kids or grankids of a similar age, knows about sibling rivalry. They will fight like heck because 'he got more than me'

my nan once asked me to divide the chips equally amnongst the plates, then she asked my brother to pick which plate he wanted.

My mother used to simply put the food in the middle of the table and blow a whistle.

Used to have some cracking fights.