It was my own fault. I still want to punch the warden though.
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Want to swap?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt was my own fault. I still want to punch the warden though.Comment
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Go ahead, they deserve it. If you punch them hard enough and steal their ticket machine, the problem of the ticket disappearsOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt was my own fault. I still want to punch the warden though.
Earlier this year, someone beat up a traffic warden with his own ticketing machine, aw sweet justice
What made me laugh a while back was another news article. One person got annoyed and chucked the traffic wardens scooter in to a skip. The traffic warden stood there for ages pleading for help as everyone laughed and walked on.
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I understand you have to spend at least two years as a trafic warden to qualify to become an agent
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And 1 years as a prison guard in a high security jail...Originally posted by Diver View PostI understand you have to spend at least two years as a trafic warden to qualify to become an agent
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I will punch your policeman. you punch my traffic warden.Originally posted by Gruffalo View PostWant to swap?Comment
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You've got form.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI will punch your policeman. you punch my traffic warden.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I have never punched a policeman. The last person I punched was at a cuk meet up.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou've got form.Comment
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Ditto. But I glassed them as well.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have never punched a policeman. The last person I punched was at a cuk meet up.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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