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wim121 replied

22 April 2012, 13:18
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How can one be a stylish masturbator?

Use the missus hand while she's sleeping.
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BrilloPad replied

22 April 2012, 05:29
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I can assure you that Sasguru has only ever (Knowingly) met one other CUK member

Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

I assumed it was another sock puppet belonging to the same chap who posted as the stylish masturbator, who I imagine to be in real life rather short in stature and prone to trolling and toothing...

How can one be a stylish masturbator?

Have I been missing something all this time? Does one use quail flavour pot noodle instead of bbq?
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Diver replied

22 April 2012, 00:39
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

I assumed it was another sock puppet belonging to the same chap who posted as the stylish masturbator, who I imagine to be in real life rather short in stature and prone to trolling and toothing...

el duder?
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amcdonald replied

22 April 2012, 00:18
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I can assure you that Sasguru has only ever (Knowingly) met one other CUK member

I assumed it was another sock puppet belonging to the same chap who posted as the stylish masturbator, who I imagine to be in real life rather short in stature and prone to trolling and toothing...
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TestMangler replied

21 April 2012, 18:18
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

Oh No ! Someone has escaped from the Old Jokes Home !!
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AtW replied

21 April 2012, 18:12
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I can assure you that Sasguru has only ever (Knowingly) met one other CUK member

His name was Mordac...
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Diver replied

21 April 2012, 17:59
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

Maybe he has

I havent seen him in a while after all .....

I can assure you that Sasguru has only ever (Knowingly) met one other CUK member
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wim121 replied

21 April 2012, 17:25
Maybe he has

I havent seen him in a while after all .....
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BrilloPad replied

21 April 2012, 17:24
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

No I havent been to a cuk meet. The temptation to go on a rampage would be too great.

Its noticeable that sasguru has never been to a meet.
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wim121 replied

21 April 2012, 17:24
No I havent been to a cuk meet. The temptation to go on a rampage would be too great.
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BrilloPad replied

21 April 2012, 17:21
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

Oooooo who ?

I thought it was you?
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wim121 replied

21 April 2012, 17:14
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I have never punched a policeman.

I would never punch a policeman, that's too nice, they deserve much worse than that. I cheer every time I hear of one being tortured/stabbed/etc.

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

The last person I punched was at a cuk meet up.

Oooooo who ?
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MarillionFan replied

21 April 2012, 16:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I have never punched a policeman. The last person I punched was at a cuk meet up.

Ditto. But I glassed them as well.
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BrilloPad replied

21 April 2012, 16:29
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You've got form.

I have never punched a policeman. The last person I punched was at a cuk meet up.
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MarillionFan replied

21 April 2012, 16:26
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I will punch your policeman. you punch my traffic warden.

You've got form.
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