Parking fine.

[wim121]

I have never punched a policeman.

I would never punch a policeman, that's too nice, they deserve much worse than that. I cheer every time I hear of one being tortured/stabbed/etc.

The last person I punched was at a cuk meet up.

Oooooo who ?

[BrilloPad]

Oooooo who ?

I thought it was you?

[wim121]

No I havent been to a cuk meet. The temptation to go on a rampage would be too great.

[BrilloPad]

No I havent been to a cuk meet. The temptation to go on a rampage would be too great.

Its noticeable that sasguru has never been to a meet.

[wim121]

Maybe he has

I havent seen him in a while after all .....

[Diver]

Maybe he has

I havent seen him in a while after all .....

I can assure you that Sasguru has only ever (Knowingly) met one other CUK member

[AtW]

I can assure you that Sasguru has only ever (Knowingly) met one other CUK member

His name was Mordac...

[TestMangler]

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

Oh No ! Someone has escaped from the Old Jokes Home !!

[amcdonald]

I can assure you that Sasguru has only ever (Knowingly) met one other CUK member

I assumed it was another sock puppet belonging to the same chap who posted as the stylish masturbator, who I imagine to be in real life rather short in stature and prone to trolling and toothing...

[Diver]

I assumed it was another sock puppet belonging to the same chap who posted as the stylish masturbator, who I imagine to be in real life rather short in stature and prone to trolling and toothing...

el duder?