I can assure you that Sasguru has only ever (Knowingly) met one other CUK member
How can one be a stylish masturbator?
Have I been missing something all this time? Does one use quail flavour pot noodle instead of bbq?
-
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Parking fine.
- Thread starter BrilloPad
- Start date
How can one be a stylish masturbator?
Have I been missing something all this time? Does one use quail flavour pot noodle instead of bbq?
- Thanks received
- 0
How can one be a stylish masturbator?
Use the missus hand while she's sleeping.
Advertisers
Contractor services
CUK News
- Budget 2026: a nothing Budget for growth that does nil for contractors
- Cabinet Office’s £38.5m IR35 bill: should contractors be worried?
- Autumn Budget 2026 for contractors: IR35 untouched, an AI mystery and 10 HMRC battle lines
- Is a social care levy in Autumn Budget 2026 set to raise income tax on the over-40s?
- West 28th: Has interest written off in April resurfaced in contractors' latest loan demands?
- Healey’s Budget 2026 looms as Churchill Knight MSC hearing over ‘his’ rules gets axed
- Exit interview: Parasol’s Ashley Olliver on 18 years of umbrella company goings-on
- Weakening Substitution: the wrong employment status fix for outside IR35 contractors
- Employment status consultation: good news for genuine contractors, but inside IR35 is left outside
- Who is Coldbath Solutions? Why do two solicitors share a debt-collection company with Kenneth Arnold?