What do I do for the next 4 days?

[escapeUK]

Ohh - good idea! Her sister has got f**king massive knockers - and is 2 years younger. And recently split with her husband.

But if she is not available I draw the line at the mother-out-law

What's 2 years? Personally I aim 10-15 years younger than me. You know what they say, you know you are getting old when you fancy the mother as well as the daughter.

[d000hg]

Mrs BP has had some sort of procedure down below - I don't want to know the deatails in case it puts me off, but apparantly the bits I am interested in are unaffected. But the quack has told her not to put out for 4 (FOUR) days!

Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.

4 days, will you even notice the difference?

[wim121]

Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.

Are you talking about using her hoover on yourself?

Just aske her to give you privacy for sneaky w*nks using your tears as lube.

Anyway sorry to hear that, hope she recovers and your balls dont explode in the meantime.

[vetran]

Ohh - good idea! Her sister has got f**king massive knockers - and is 2 years younger. And recently split with her husband.

But if she is not available I draw the line at the mother-out-law

No aspirations for a 'Gentlemans Double?'

4 WHOLE Days, can't you ask her to bring a friend?

[TraceRacing]

Substitution clause?

[Old Greg]

What's 2 years? Personally I aim 10-15 years younger than me. You know what they say, you know you are getting old when you fancy the mother as well as the daughter.

If you feel old at 25 you're in for a nasty shock in a few years' time.

[BrilloPad]

4 days, will you even notice the difference?

Reminded me of the old joke - how can you tell if your wife leaves you? The sex is the same but the washing piles up.

[NotAllThere]

Four days of her living hand to mouth - I mean loving with her hand and mouth.

I've got an op in May, so it's three weeks out at my end. And no - no volunteers for substitute, thank-you.

[BrilloPad]

Substitution clause?

I did not think to negotiate that. What is the standard clause these days? Should I have opted in or out?

[MarillionFan]

Go out for a long swim / run / cycle. Delete as necessary.