What do I do for the next 4 days?

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP has had some sort of procedure down below - I don't want to know the deatails in case it puts me off, but apparantly the bits I am interested in are unaffected. But the quack has told her not to put out for 4 (FOUR) days!

Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.

[escapeUK]

Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.

No, it will make you realise what you have been missing all these years, and you wont be able to go back.

[EternalOptimist]

Mrs BP has had some sort of procedure down below - I don't want to know the deatails in case it puts me off, but apparantly the bits I am interested in are unaffected. But the quack has told her not to put out for 4 (FOUR) days!

Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.

Well I am no expert, but in a case like this, empathy , sympathy, wine and chocolate go down well.
then, let her have some as well

[northernladyuk]

Mrs BP has had some sort of procedure down below - I don't want to know the deatails in case it puts me off, but apparantly the bits I am interested in are unaffected. But the quack has told her not to put out for 4 (FOUR) days!

Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.

Make sure she keeps photographic evidence to help sort out this Jake Parker business for once and all.

Other than that, it's a quick knee trembler with churchy in the doorway of his local corner shop.

[MarillionFan]

Is both the pink and brown out of action?

If so maybe a move onto a different table.

[BrilloPad]

Is both the pink and brown out of action?

If so maybe a move onto a different table.

Well I have taken her to the Fat Duck and the Manoir so I suppose going up the Oxo Tower should be no big deal.

[Zippy]

Has Mrs BP got a sister who'd be willing to step into the breach? Kepp it in the family etc. etc.

[BrilloPad]

Other than that, it's a quick knee trembler with churchy in the doorway of his local corner shop.

CM caught us last time. There was quite a scene.

[BrilloPad]

Has Mrs BP got a sister who'd be willing to step into the breach? Kepp it in the family etc. etc.

Ohh - good idea! Her sister has got f**king massive knockers - and is 2 years younger. And recently split with her husband.

But if she is not available I draw the line at the mother-out-law

[MarillionFan]

CM caught us last time. There was quite a scene.

It must have been terrible seeing him strapped to the kitchen table, you in high heels with a large cucumber strapped to your groin. Good job you got Norrahe to back you up that it was a Nigella Lawson recipe.