Reply to: What do I do for the next 4 days?

[Freamon]

Is both the pink and brown out of action?

If so maybe a move onto a different table.

Also worth considering that waiting 4 days may leave you at the wrong stage of the cycle, leaving you no option but to pot the reds.

Edit to add: in case of long term damage, where funds are available, it may be worth suggesting a re-rack.

[vetran]

Four days of her living hand to mouth - I mean loving with her hand and mouth.

I've got an op in May, so it's three weeks out at my end. And no - no volunteers for substitute, thank-you.

Pictures or it won't happen

[TestMangler]

See my avatar for advice. HTH

[BrilloPad]

I've got an op in May, so it's three weeks out at my end.

I heard that in your mod annual medical a trace of a conscience was found and it was a choice between removal or being denoted to unwashed status.

[BrilloPad]

Go out for a long swim / run / cycle. Delete as necessary.

In the short term - great. But personally I find that exercise increases testosterone in the medium to long term.

[mudskipper]

Go out for a long swim / run / cycle. Delete as necessary.

Not cycle. Cycling long distances can cause impotence.

Cycling Impotence

[Old Greg]

I did not think to negotiate that. What is the standard clause these days? Should I have opted in or out?

You have this all wrong. She can pass retrospective legislation.

[MarillionFan]

Go out for a long swim / run / cycle. Delete as necessary.

[BrilloPad]

Substitution clause?

I did not think to negotiate that. What is the standard clause these days? Should I have opted in or out?

[NotAllThere]

Four days of her living hand to mouth - I mean loving with her hand and mouth.

I've got an op in May, so it's three weeks out at my end. And no - no volunteers for substitute, thank-you.

[BrilloPad]

4 days, will you even notice the difference?

Reminded me of the old joke - how can you tell if your wife leaves you? The sex is the same but the washing piles up.

[Old Greg]

What's 2 years? Personally I aim 10-15 years younger than me. You know what they say, you know you are getting old when you fancy the mother as well as the daughter.

If you feel old at 25 you're in for a nasty shock in a few years' time.

[TraceRacing]

Substitution clause?

[vetran]

Ohh - good idea! Her sister has got f**king massive knockers - and is 2 years younger. And recently split with her husband.

But if she is not available I draw the line at the mother-out-law

No aspirations for a 'Gentlemans Double?'

4 WHOLE Days, can't you ask her to bring a friend?

[wim121]

Should I get her duties outsourced for 4 days? If so its coming out of her housekeeping.

Are you talking about using her hoover on yourself?

Just aske her to give you privacy for sneaky w*nks using your tears as lube.

Anyway sorry to hear that, hope she recovers and your balls dont explode in the meantime.