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What do I do for the next 4 days?
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Not cycle. Cycling long distances can cause impotence.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGo out for a long swim / run / cycle. Delete as necessary.
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In the short term - great. But personally I find that exercise increases testosterone in the medium to long term.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGo out for a long swim / run / cycle. Delete as necessary.Comment
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I heard that in your mod annual medical a trace of a conscience was found and it was a choice between removal or being denoted to unwashed status.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've got an op in May, so it's three weeks out at my end.Comment
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Pictures or it won't happenOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostFour days of her living hand to mouth - I mean loving with her hand and mouth.
I've got an op in May, so it's three weeks out at my end. And no - no volunteers for substitute, thank-you.
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Also worth considering that waiting 4 days may leave you at the wrong stage of the cycle, leaving you no option but to pot the reds.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs both the pink and brown out of action?
If so maybe a move onto a different table.
Edit to add: in case of long term damage, where funds are available, it may be worth suggesting a re-rack."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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